Updates

I'm performing in the 2008 Los Angeles Comedy Festival!

August 1 2008

I'm performing in the NYC Underground Comedy Festival's Emerging Comic's Contest

July 1 2008

I'm showcasing at NACA's Mid Atlantic Conference!

June 1 2008

What's better than cheese?

May 2 2008

Check out my new tape!

March 25 2008

If you could be an object, plant, or animal that is not a human, what would you be (and why)?

January 28 2008

Watch me tell you not to date your coworkers!

November 9 2007

Check out my set from NACA!

November 2 2007

What would you like to watch a documentary about?

August 24 2007

What is a word that you just love to say, and why?

July 26 2007

What is something you're a sucker for?

June 28 2007

Yo, Matt, what's something you see every day that you wish you knew more about?

May 23 2007

Mashed potatoes or cole slaw?

May 21 2007

What is one thing you wish they taught you in school?

May 18 2007

What is the most embarrassing item in your refrigerator?

May 14 2007

Tell us about the last time you called in "sick."

May 9 2007

When was the last time you disappeared?

April 30 2007

You've just cracked open a fortune cookie. What would you like the fortune to say?

April 12 2007

Matthew, what is your favorite non-swear swear word?

March 31 2007

I'm performing at the DC Comedy Festival!!

March 24 2007

Matt, you're reading a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure book. Do you turn to page 7 and talk to the pirates? Or do you turn to page 15 and enter the time travel cave?

March 20 2007

Matt, what inspires you?

March 7 2007

I'm performing at a NACA Festival!!

February 26 2007

Matt, you are the chief editor of a new magazine. What is the name of the magazine, and what is it about?

February 14 2007

Matt, what is the most amazing thing about your body?

January 22 2007

I'm auditioning for Comedy Central!

November 24 2006

OurPrisoner.com gig available for download!

October 21 2006

I just performed on the web!

October 12 2006

Sweet Zombie Jesus! I was just on TV!

July 16 2006

Holy Cats! I'm in the 2006 Boston Comedy Festival!

June 29 2006

I'm famous in New Zealand!

May 7 2006

Random praise from someone who saw me be funny!

April 21 2006

Say, Matt, when was the last time you were stopped in your tracks?

April 6 2006

Holy cats, Matt! You are in the news today! What is the headline?

March 29 2006

I was just wondering, Matt, what is something you would love to find on eBay?

March 21 2006

Matt, you're of Irish descent. Are you observing St. Patrick's Day?

March 17 2006

Yo, Matt! In high school, who was your nemesis?

March 11 2006

Seriously now, Matt. Who would you rather wake up next to: a Wookie, a Klingon, or a Cylon?

March 1 2006

Matt! Your immense talent as a competitive ice skater has finally brought you to the Olympics! Describe your costume and program.

February 23 2006

New Video!! Watch or Explode!

January 31 2006

Oh, Maaaaatt! You have been commissioned to create an installation art piece. What do you make, and where do you make it?

December 1 2005

Dude! Matt! You are suddenly thrust into the national spot light. Who would you give the big interview to?

March 1 2005

Hey, Matt! What was your most recent good deed?

July 1 2004

CFTM website launched!

June 1 2004