About Matt
The skinny is this: I'm a New York City stand-up comic. I'm funny, lovable, huggable, and snuggleable. Just like a cute little puppy. Or Care Bear. Whichever you like better, ladies. Whichever you like better.
Check out my resume. I'm "accomplished".
What can be found by following this super-secret link?? Only the truly devoted will know.
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