Writing
He bad. So bad, he's gooooood...
Could be funny, could be tender. You be the judge.
It's what you've always thought but been unable to verbalize...
Why do crying babies make me laugh?
Think about it when you clean the trap, won't you?
Let's get out of here, Scooby!!!
I played a lot of video games in college...
There's nothing like the smell of fresh baked fear...
The following were written for an aborted satirical website about the war in Afghanistan. Enjoy!
Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan shocks the nation
Those god damned...
The unfortunate misnomer...
